According to Newsweek Magazine, mind reading is now possible. A computer can now tell with 78 percent accuracy when someone is thinking about another man and not, say, The Hubster. Does that mean the Chanel Counter Woman will now be able to read my mind and know that I am cheating on her with the Clinique Counter Woman? Will the Clinique Counter Woman now be able to read my mind and know that I am flirting with the Elizabeth Arden Counter Woman? Well, I don't know about that, but, no, you don't have to be a mind reader to pick the best foundation. You just need to be gutsy enough to ask for a complimentary sample.
Although the jury is still out on the perfect foundation for dry skin, mind reading may change the complexion of jury selection in the future. Ooooh, and what about those teeny, tiny, white lies I've told the Hubster? I promise you, Hub, I loved that gift.

